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[baoying]

i lied

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[bachelorbored]

I don't think stating a fact is worth getting that upset about, Endorsi. Besides, even you have to admit that without proper skincare regime, we're all looking more than a little dusty.

[baoying]

"Most eligible bachelor", you said.

[ there's a low snort. i keep interrupting this thread. ]

[bachelorbored]

It's simply a statement of fact, my good fashion disaster.

[baoying]

I understand the second part. The first is more perplexing.

[ wow ]

[bachelorbored]

Well, I can't help you with language comprehension, but ask me anything else!

[baoying]

Are you a virgin?

[bachelorbored]

You can't ask that!

[baoying]

[ he makes an amused noise. ]

I just did.

[bachelorbored]

I am changing this from an AMA to an AMAA.

[baoying]

[ he doesn't know what that means! however, he folds his hands behind his head, closing his eyes again. ]

You've answered my question for me, anyway.

[fisherwoman]

Absolutely uncharming, isn't he? Well, except for the part where he complimented my figure. But he couldn't even find any makeup!

[baoying]

What makes him eligible, do you think?

[fisherwoman]

I suppose it's not hard to be eligible. Still, generating interest is another thing entirely...

[baoying]

I suppose he's wealthy. He seems to say he is. He does continue to speak, often - maybe someone would find it funny.

[fisherwoman]

Hm, perhaps someone simple enough to think he's joking...

[baoying]

Or kind enough.

[fisherwoman]

Ah, but kindness has limits! Stupidity doesn't.

[fisherwoman]

[She pulls one of her heels off and throws it at him.]

[bachelorbored]

Ah!

[it's a good throw, and, pro: hits him in the face with perfect comedic anime timing.

con: it does not hit heel-first.]

Well, now I'm not giving it back!

[fisherwoman]

[She's hurrying towards his bed immediately.]

[bachelorbored]

No! I don't like the fervor with which you're marching over!

[he scrambles backwards, but the bottom bunk placement doesn't give him a lot of wiggle room.]

[fisherwoman]

[She's coming for him!!

Nah, she's mostly just coming to get her shoe back, grabbing for it once she's close enough. She'll be nice if he lets it go (maybe).]

[bachelorbored]

[strong women are sort of intimidating? so he just lets go.]

Fine, it's yours! I suppose even off-label can hold a special place in someone's heart.

But, seriously, whenever you get back to your kingdom, you should at least invest in some Louboutins, or Prada, at the very least. You're worth it, after all.

[fisherwoman]

Those aren't real words.

[bachelorbored]

[he shifts in the bed to sitting cross-legged, and laughs.]

Oh, god, Endorsi, we need to get you a brand-name recognition enducation, STAT. You're killing me right now, but you'll be thanking me soon enough.